| Brian | Blue Moon | Saranac | Pumpkin Patch | Alpenhoff | Buffalo Bill's | Weyenbach | Sea Dog | Jack's Pumpkin Spice | Shipyard | Post Rd | Smuttynose | Dogfish Head | The Mix |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smell | 1 | 4 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 6 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 5 |
| Sip | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 7 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 3 | 7 | 2 | 1 |
| In Mouth | 2 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 2 | 7 | 2 | 1 |
| Swallow | 2 | 6 | 7 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 1 |
| Aftertaste | 1 | 2 | 6 | 1 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 2 | 7 | 2 | 1 |
| Repeat | 3 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 7 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 4 | 7 | 5 | 3 |
| Memories | 7 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| Overall | 2 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 6 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 3 | 7 | 2 | 1 |
| Pumpkinosity | 1 | 7 | 7 | 2 | 8 | 10 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 4 |
| Enjoyment | 1 | 2 | 6 | 1 | 7 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 3 | 7 | 2 | 1 |
| Beerishness | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 7 | 2 | 2 |
| Slugability | 1 | 5 | 7 | 1 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 2 | 1 |
| Comments | Smell: Bad breath and butt. Memory: First taste of bad beer | More pumpkiness with a slight undertone of puke | best one yet | No no no- no more of that | very pumpkinny | Sour, but tasty. Couldn't have a lot of it. | Disappointing, kindof in the way the Iraq war has been disappointing. | Speechless | . | Hollow | Reminds me of my first love of Imperial-IPA, and that's a good thing. | Sucks a nut | 666 666 |
| Hints of | Macrobeer | cinnamon | buttercream | spoiled things | spices | desserts | Bud, Coors | . | . | . | Rosemary | . | satan's butthole |