| Esther | Blue Moon | Saranac | Pumpkin Patch | Alpenhoff | Buffalo Bill's | Weyenbach | Sea Dog | Jack's Pumpkin Spice | Shipyard | Post Rd | Smuttynose | Dogfish Head | The Mix |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smell | 3 | 10 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 9 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| Sip | 4 | 8 | 5 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 9 | S | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9 |
| In Mouth | 4 | 8 | 6 | 9 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 10 | A | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8 |
| Swallow | 4 | 9 | 7 | 10 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 9 | M | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9 |
| Aftertaste | 2 | 7 | 2 | 9 | 1 | 9 | 10 | 10 | E | 10 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| Repeat | 3 | 9 | 7 | 9 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 10 | A | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| Memories | 1 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 8 | S | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
| Overall | 2 | 10 | 7 | 9 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9 | |
| Pumpkinosity | 1 | 10 | 10 | 9 | -25 | 5 | 0 | 10 | E | 4 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| Enjoyment | 1 | 10 | 7 | 9 | 10 | 2 | -227 | 10 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 10 | |
| Beerishness | 10 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 1 | |
| Slugability | 1 | 10 | 5 | 10 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 10 | |
| Comments | Tastes too beerlike for me to enjoy. Where's the fucking pumkin-spice? | FUCKING AWESOME | I SMELL NOTHING. Spicy like B, but not as good. | PUMPININNY! Cinnamoninniny. | When did they start mass-producing and bottling Franklin's piss? | :( | PUMPKININNIEST! | YOU'RE A SADISTICIAN | Not as bad as G and I, but still sucks. | TRICKERY! | |||
| Hints of | PUMPININNY | BAM! | Good Fucking Job |