Last Place Award

When word of my reception of the "Cute Person Award" in 1992 reached the folks at the Adam Institute, they were compelled to give me a similar, but markedly different, award. Apparently, it is coveted.

If you'd like to give your own schlongie, feel free to print out this blank award and fill it out yourself, all official like. You may want to get it notorized.


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