Girlfriend went to Montreal for the weekend without me. To contain my jealousy I need to do something fun that can compete with poutine.

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Go, Consumating Songsmith!

January 28th, 2009

Consumating.com was a community website marketed as a geek-dating site that I joined a few years ago at the suggestion of a friend. You would read people’s profiles and answers to questions and rate their responses with a thumbs-up or thumbs-down. I was wary of the dating part but intrigued by the rating part and became very active at answering the questions. Each Monday a new ‘question of the week’ was posted and it was a race to see who could get their most creative response up the fastest. The sooner it was up, the more people saw it, and the more ‘thumbs’ you could garner. Some of the material I use on this site sprang out of that process.

Consudeath

Anyhow, Consumating.com was bought by cnet, who soon found that the user base reacted poorly to any ads and marketing they tried to inject into the questions, and as traffic died off they shut down the site about a year ago. The creator of the site, Ben Brown, had left working on the site in advance forseeing the problems. He was aware that the die-hard audience for the site would need a place to go once consumating was shuttered, and so he created a new site called goteaminternet.com which is a sortof tumblr/twitter-hybrid.

New Life

To celebrate the creation of the new site, I threw together a theme song for it as one of my final consumating.com question of the week answers. Here is that song and here is the video I made to accompany it.

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Hard Truth

Go Team Internet did not turn out to be quite the creative lab that consumating was. Thumb-ratings are still there but barely used and there are no questions to spur content creation unless people write their own.  As a result, most of the postings are memes and whining, like the rest of the community-based-internet. The users do share a bond, having been mostly ex-consumators, so the site can at times feel like a retirement home full of folks talking about the good old days, shunning new users and creating drama to keep things interesting. That said, I visit every day keeping up with old friends and enjoying the occassional spark of genius that I remember from those days passed.

The Songsmith

Recently, one user suggested we make a new themesong using Microsoft Songsmith, an application that receives a vocal track and creates accompanying music based on the notes it detects in it. There are plenty of instances of this on youtube created using the vocal-tracks to existing popular songs, so i went ahead and tried my hand using the vocal track from the GT! theme.

New Song Versions by Microsoft Songsmith

Here’s the ‘pop’ version.

[audio:http://homeworkparty.com/projects/songsmith/gtipop.mp3]

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Here’s the Honky-Tonk version.

[audio:http://homeworkparty.com/projects/songsmith/gtihonky.mp3]

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Here's the most random one I could make by pushing the limits of listenablilty.

[audio:http://homeworkparty.com/projects/songsmith/gtihip.mp3]

Conclusion

Songsmith is a pretty neat little gadget, and seems a bit too creative/useless to have been made by Microsoft. It comes with a 6 hour demo and after that you have to pay $30, so I guess that's what makes it a Microsoft joint.

Sope: Hands Best Friend

January 15th, 2009

 Looks like I’m not the only one out there making posters to encourage people not to be filthy dirty-handed slobs.

Check out this poster from sope.net!

sope: Hands best Friend

Of course, they went the cutesy route and I went the “if you don’t wash your hands you’re making people touch your junk” route.

I am a bit intrigued by their “Tips” section, since it is full of ways to make yourself look like a total crazy germophobe.

Your Parents Lied To You: Xmas 2008

December 20th, 2008

It’s that time of year, and while I’ve managed to thoroughly fail at maintaining this website through 2008, I won’t let the annual Xmas album go un-made.

This year’s album focuses on the jolly old mythic fatty: Santa Claus. I manage to mention lap-sitting in 3 songs, and blaspheme in at least 2. Cranked out in a manic 2-afternoon session, The album also tries to fulfill the wishes of a special little boy named Andy who asked me to do something a bit more stripped down than usual. Seeing as my musical equipment is mostly packed up and I’m pressed for time, it wasn’t that hard to do that for him. I think it’s a mistake, sonically, but it’s easier than not being stripped down. I assume he wasn’t looking for me to disrobe, but just to be safe I did that for some songs as well.

I feel a bit silly about the “Hail Santa” song, but I cranked out 3 of the songs in a 2-beer afternoon and that one was last. The last song is a ‘live’ version of the Title Track from the Xmas 2005 album, played by Chad and I while rehearsing for a tour. It was a one-off and I wasn’t singing loudly enough, but consider it a bonus!


Some Fake Fat Dude

Here it is! Click for Xmas 2008: Zipfile!

And if you are itchin’ for more Xmas themed fun, check out these past year attempts!
XMAS 2005: Have a Great Xmas (Don’t Kill Yourself)
XMAS 2006 (It Sucks A Lot)
XMAS 2007: What Do You Want From Me?

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Radio on the TV

December 17th, 2008

I’ve never been a die-hard fan of Elvis Costello, which isn’t to say I was a hater but just that I was unfamiliar with his most of his work. He seems like a decent fellow and based on his being on the Colbert Christmas Special I’ll say he’s probably great.

Apparently it is the 30th anniversary of him going on Saturday Night Live and playing a different song than he did in rehearsal. The song was “Radio Radio” and while it is an indictment of commercial radio and shows Elvis’s willingness to go against the desires of record-company industry types, a lot of comments on it seem a bit ill-informed.

Here’s the clip:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Elvis-Costello-Radio-Radio-SNL

Many sources I’ve read from today have said he was subsequently “Banned from SNL for 12 years” which is a silly way of saying he wasn’t invited back onto the show until 12 years later. It makes sense not to invite him back immediately. He rehearsed a song with a film crew who planned a show around that setup and timing, then at performance time started the song, stopped it, a switched to a new song with different length and cues. A win for his independent image, sure, but just inconsiderate and unpredictable enough to not get invited back to a live television program.

Obviously he patched up whatever bad-blood there was with SNL, seeing as he performed the same song 12 years later at the SNL 25th Anniversary special, with the Beastie Boys, in an obviously sanctioned nod to the original.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMcQYxvdv9g

On a related note, sometimes when “Weird Al” Yankovic has technical difficulties in his show, he will stop the song he is playing the way Elvis C did and play ‘Radio Radio’.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06xC9YmGupM

Strange to watch “Weird Al” do a non-jokey cover, though you could argue it’s a situational parody and therefore consisant with his oeuvre.

Sir Loin of Beef

December 2nd, 2008

I’m playing with the idea of starting to update this with some frequency, possibly making it my casual blog, since the projects have slowed down since I started traveling so much.

For now, I just want to tell the world that the girl who said “Come on, Sir Loin of Beef!” in the pinball game “Medieval Madness” that Brent and I used to play all the time in college was voiced by Tina Fey. We still quote that, for no real reason other than the inflection I suppose, it’s not like it’s particularly funny but many of the things we repeat over and over aren’t so it is consistent.

Here are some samples of it and other quotes from Pinball News!

Well done!